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Title    George W. Bush Means Nothing
Date    Friday August 01, @06:08AM
Author    ewing2001
Topic    Bush
from the SF-Gate/Mark-Morford dept.
http://globalfreepress.com/article.pl?sid=03/08/01/1715234

George W. Bush Means Nothing
Note to self: The demons of sour conservatism cannot touch anything that truly matters. Just FYI

San Francisco Chronicle -Friday, August 1, 2003

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

You cannot reach me, Dubya.

Go ahead, ya smirkin' Texas lug, stumble around all scrunched and blank eyed and pseudo-manly, shove this country into a bloody unwinnable war and lie about all the reasons why, gouge the economy and ruin the schools and embarrass the nation every single day as you mangle grammar and meaning and truth. It doesn't really matter.

Go ahead, toss those useless $400 rebate checks to the depressed and jobless populace as some sort of bogus humanitarian gesture as you quietly force an increase in their property taxes to pay for your record-breaking deficit brought on by the tax cut no one wants. Ha. You are so cute.

There is so much more going on than you know. There is so much deeper understanding and wider knowledge and higher winking and you can't touch any of it. Do you know this? You need to know this.

You and your brethren are like this sticky toxic mist. You will burn off in the sun of awareness and orgasm and breath. This is what makes it so fun to watch, so magical and visceral, such a divine circus, a rich tragicomic pageant. Do you sense it?


Other Rants by Mark Morford

George W. Bush Means Nothing - Note to self: The demons of sour conservatism cannot touch anything that truly matters. Just FYI
08/01/2003 - SF Gate


Skanky Hot Strippers Of Love - Because there's nothing like an epic ritual bachelor party to give life some true perspective
07/30/2003 - SF Gate


Watching BushCo Crumble - Ratings slipping, economy tanking, lies spiraling, credibility shot. Try not to cheer
07/25/2003 - SF Gate


Yay, Giant Stone Vaginas - As Stonehenge proves, every generation gets the winking cosmic fertility symbol it deserves
07/23/2003 - SF Gate


Pat Robertson, God's Simp - In which the Divine announces plans for a major karmic enema for all of organized religion, ASAP
07/18/2003 - SF Gate


Nothing Left To Lie About - With BushCo reaming the nation on just about every possible front, is implosion imminent?
07/16/2003 - SF Gate

Calling All Annoying Virgins - Britney Spears' contrived chastity is no more. Who, pray who will step up to symbolize America?
07/11/2003 - SF Gate

The End Of The Deep End - The swimming pool as you know it is no more, and the childhood rite of passage will never be the same
07/09/2003 - SF Gate

How To Learn To Love Sodomy - This just in: GOP atremble, love & sex rejoice, revolution imminent. Can you feel it?
07/02/2003 - SF Gate


Mark Morford is a columnist and editor for sfgate.com. He is also a yoga teacher and fiction writer and an outstanding parallel parker and fervent wine devotee and former smoker and former LA rock-god wannabe and careful insinuator and occasional unfair mudslinger and frequent skeptic and sporadic true believer and paradoxical contrarian and tattooed love-monkey and vehement non-conservative and casual coffee drinker and ardent dog lover and medium sleeper and comparison shopper and funky subtle prurient neo-pagan gleaner of screaming delicious naked nuances. Contact him here. Or maybe here.

Links

  1. "San Francisco Chronicle" - http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/morford
  2. "George W. Bush Means Nothing - Note to self: The demons of sour conservatism cannot touch anything that truly matters. Just FYI" - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/08/01/notes080103.DTL
  3. "Skanky Hot Strippers Of Love - Because there's nothing like an epic ritual bachelor party to give life some true perspective" - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/07/30/notes073003.DTL
  4. "Watching BushCo Crumble - Ratings slipping, economy tanking, lies spiraling, credibility shot. Try not to cheer" - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/07/25/notes072503.DTL
  5. "Yay, Giant Stone Vaginas - As Stonehenge proves, every generation gets the winking cosmic fertility symbol it deserves" - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/07/23/notes072303.DTL
  6. "Pat Robertson, God's Simp - In which the Divine announces plans for a major karmic enema for all of organized religion, ASAP" - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/07/18/notes071803.DTL
  7. "Nothing Left To Lie About - With BushCo reaming the nation on just about every possible front, is implosion imminent?" - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/07/16/notes071603.DTL
  8. "Calling All Annoying Virgins - Britney Spears' contrived chastity is no more. Who, pray who will step up to symbolize America?" - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/07/11/notes071103.DTL
  9. "The End Of The Deep End - The swimming pool as you know it is no more, and the childhood rite of passage will never be the same" - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/07/09/notes070903.DTL
  10. "How To Learn To Love Sodomy - This just in: GOP atremble, love & sex rejoice, revolution imminent. Can you feel it?" - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/07/02/notes070203.DTL
  11. "here" - mailto:mmorford@sfgate.com

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